"And One Day...

...She Just Packed Up All Her Wishes And Never Came Back"

How Do You Define An Icon?

Maybe take the lady in questions date of birthday and make it a freaking annual holiday, there's a start. 

RIGHT ON JAY BIRD!

Thievin'

Whoever is in the shower:

GTFO.

ENLIGHTEN MEEEEE

"...the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

OH COME ONNNNNNNNNN

Holy Mother

THE COLD CAN SUCK IT

WHY DOES THE RADIO KEEP PLAYING BRIGHT FUN THINGS?

WHY IS ALL THE FASHION MADE FOR SUMMER LOVERS?

WINTER IS DEPRESSING THE HELL OUT OF ME.

Feeling So Still

And Again...

GIMMIE II

HOLY MACKERAL

I don't even care that I don't know how to spell 'mackeral'.

Motherfucker

In some surge of motivation and convincing flash of fitness I just signed up for a giant run that goes down in Sydney on the 8th, so... Here's to my death wish, training, probably being drunk the whole week leading up to it thinking 'Tomorrow, tomorrow I will do it', and dying on the beach.

Huh

How do I get to make things look like this for a living?

GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

IF:

AND ONLY IF I have kids, they had better be twins, boys, and basically this.

Want Someone To Show You Around?

I want to be new in town again.

Like A Black Dog Had Followed Me Home